{"product_id":"misfortune-cookies-pack","title":"Misfortune Cookies Pack","description":"\u003cp\u003eMildly insightful, mostly crumbs. A pack of 6 cookies with random messages inside, fun to share with a group of friends. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eInstructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, 'San Francisco', 'Segoe UI', Roboto, 'Helvetica Neue', sans-serif; font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eCrack the cookie open and don’t eat the paper, dummy.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eMay contain gluten, existential dread and mixed messages.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003eConsume responsibly.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ponzy","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45039858090121,"sku":"STUFF03","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0736\/2229\/0569\/files\/MisfortunesCookies01.jpg?v=1767904150","url":"https:\/\/ponzyproject.com\/products\/misfortune-cookies-pack","provider":"Ponzy Project Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}